Erm, Hello... there's no one in at the moment, if you leave your name an number after the tone... well there isn't going to be a tone, sorry, we don't do answer machines, they just make us feel under pressure.
As you may have gathered The Jumps website is missing at the moment, sorry.
I won't bother you with the details, it's all to do with a dodgy Nigerian, and a plate of fish (although the fish may just be an innocent bystander)
Soon we hope to return until normal service, until then.... here is the theme tune to blankety blank (in your head for the rest of the day).